Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Sexy Snuggles

It's snowing and icing and basically being as frigid as possible here in the Midwest, which I've made a point of complaining about as often as humanly possible, but then I thought, what are the good things about being in the middle of winter?  

And then it came to me: sexy snuggles.  

Which inspired me to think about all the other sexy parts of winter:

Sexiest Parts of Winter

  • Sexy snuggles.
  • Thigh high socks
  • A little bit of, um, friendly exploration under the throw blanket while watching television
  • The fire crackling in the background
  • Reading a sexy book under the covers
  • Long hot baths...alone and with a friend
  • Whiskey and Scotch to warm the blood
  • Making out by the light of the Christmas tree
  • Love Actually on all the time
  • Peppermint ice cream
But to every light side, there must be a dark.  And winter is very dark:

Least Sext Parts of Winter:
  • Chapped hands
  • The never-ending runny nose
  • Bulky coats that make noise when you move
  • Cold, wet socks
  • Muddy, snowy footprints all over the floor
  • Egg nog (I'm saying it's not delicious, just that it's not sexy.)
  • Scraping ice off your car
  • Dirty snow at the edge of the road
On that note, stay warm and sexy everyone!

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